Anyone know any hard games?

Hey there homies,
3-0 like a muthaeffin’ boss and that Georgia cover was durrrrtttttyyyy! Gambling is so much fun. It makes you wonder why you even have a day job.
2019 Record
Last Week 3-0 suck it bookieman Overall 10-8
Michigan -23 @ Illinois
Khaki Jesus has had a rough go of it lately. The offense has been horrible and he got his panties handed to him by the Suckeyes. There’s a cure for everything though. Like hot tea for a sore throat or McDonalds for a hangover or Penicillin for itchy things, Illinois will make it all better. Big Blue will move the ball at will and will make Illinois rethink using their tax dollars on football.
Texas vs Oklahoma @ a fair somewhere
This is always a weird game and always really fun to watch. I think my favorite part is watching the masses at the Texas state fair getting heart disease. Deep fried butter? Deep fried twinkies? Deep fried Snickers? The first two sound gross, but I could probably get down with a deep fried snickers. I think that one of these years Wal Mart should have their annual meeting there for the game. All of their customers are already there anyway.
LSU -13 vs Florida @ Death Valley
This is another line that just stinks. I really thought it would come out at under a touchdown so you have to take Florida, right?!?! Hell nah. The line hasn’t budged and I suppose someone is thinking that Kyle Trask is going to pee himself when he steps into that atmosphere. I’m inclined to believe them. Joe Burrow for Heisman!
Other than basking in my 3-0 glory of last week I think I have a pretty good weekend planned out. I’m gonna watch some football, drink some beers, throw things, drink more beers, check my bank account, smile, have a sandwich, tell my wife not to bother me, search “how to hide from your bookie” on google, switch to bourbon, cry, and put a million dollars on Wyoming to try to break even.
I hope your weekend goes as good as mine does.