Happy Fuck Iowa Day Everyone!

What a great day today is. Day after Thanksgiving, Friday, does anyone work today?, Fuck Iowa, leftovers, and college football. Bad news is that the season is coming to a close. Let’s see if we can send this one out on a high note.
2019 Record
Last Week 2-1
Overall 19-17
Georgia -28 @ GA Tech Pick: Georgia
Bad matchup for Tech. They rely on the run because they haven’t been able to throw the ball since…..ever and the Bulldogs have allowed one touchdown run all season. One! Tech doesn’t score and Georgia sets themselves up for a title run. Kirby Smart punches a reporter when asked about Alabama.
Utah -28 vs Colorado @ Utah Pick: Utah
I remember when we left the CU/Nebraska game that it sucked to take an L, but CU must be better than everyone thought. I mean we had a Heisman trophy candidate at quarterback and Ginger Jesus as our coach. Obviously, CU was setting up for a monster season. LOL NOPE! They suck balls. Utah knows it needs to be impressive today and they will.
Indiana -7 at Purdue Pick: Indiana
Indiana has had a pretty good season and have exceeded expectations. Purdue has had a shitty season and has met expectations. I just don’t see any way this is close. Indiana should be able to do what they want when they want.
That’s it for the 2019 edition of the Rocky Mountain Locks. I really wish that I could tell you that I only bet the games I pick on here, but that would be a lie. It would also be a lie to tell you that those other picks are doing well. Gambling on college football games is dumb and we all know it. It might lead you to ask the question of why? Why do we do it then? We know it’s stupid, but we do it anyway. Is it for adrenaline? For the thrill of hitting that last leg of a parlay? To try out your new “system”? No. None of these are the answer. The reason we all do this is because we are mentally handicapped. Our brain is broken and we should get help.
Good luck the rest of the way boys. Merry Christmas if I don’t see ya!

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