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Happy Friday Furburgers,
The good news is that I’m home safe after taking that flight with my Brother In Law. There was some sketchy parts, but he did great! I learned a couple of things.
1. The best way I can explain one of those planes is a Jeep Wrangler with wings. It’s not very big. 2. Wind matters. A lot! Nothing like flying West with your nose pointed Southwest. 3. Being hungover in a plane like that is the worst. I thought about jumping out a couple of times. 4. There are no bathrooms and you can’t pull over to a gas station. #1 = no problem, #2 = nightmare fuel
2019 Record
Last Week 2-1 Overall 7-8
Ohio State -20 vs Sparty @ The Shoe
So last Saturday was awesome. I woke up and went to my niece’s soccer game, had a couple of Modelo’s with breakfast and headed to Lincoln. We got to Lincoln and found a spot at a bar to post up and watch some football. I saw a ton of old friends which was awesome. The conversations went something like this. “Well they’re clearly better than us, but you never know!” After a couple more beers and some shots that conversation switched to, “I don’t know man. They haven’t played anyone. I have a good feeling about this!” By the time we stumbled our asses into the stadium it was, “These mutherfukkers have no idea what’s coming. This is Lincoln baby! We run this bitch!”
48-7
By the way, the Suckeyes violate Sparty. Win by a million.
Georgia -24.5 @ Tennessee
I think Tennessee and Nebraska should schedule each other because there’s no other way they’ll ever play. The chances of both of them getting to a bowl game in the same year is approaching zero. Georgia, on the other hand, is a hell of a team and I feel like they are going to bring the wood to the Vols tomorrow. Tennessee has shown that their D is OK, but their offense is trash. It gets ugly late. 38-7
Iowa State -3.5 vs TCU @ Jack Trice
You don’t just roll into Ames, Iowa on a Saturday and get dubs. It’s one of the most intimidating venues in all of football. Jack Trice Stadium and it’s 8,500 fans (that are all from Iowa btw, so their faces all have that inbreddy look to them) are a fearsome sight for any opponent. TCU’s defense is schizophrenic and the Cyclones have found their passing attack. I really don’t think it’s even close. If Iowa City, Iowa is America’s butthole, Ames is the hemorrhoid.
So I have a pretty exciting Saturday planned. I’m gonna head over to a middle school girls volleyball tournament which starts at 9:00 AM. It’s a single elimination tournament so if they lose it means grabbing a couple of beers and yelling at my TV. If they win, they play again at 1:00. If they win again, they play in the middle of the afternoon. Go whoever is playing my daughters team!!!!!!
Enjoy the weekend boys.